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Shed inches from your waistline

For some time now I’ve been looking to break into the wacky world of English literature. Since the Open is no longer a realistic ambition, I’ve been thinking that I should perhaps shift the focus of my attention away fromthe Majors and onto the Booker Prize.Fun though they are to write, articles such as this are not going to earn me a place up there among the giants of world literature alongside the likes of Dickens,Tolstoy and Cartland.