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I WISH I were given 10 bucks every time someone asked me: "Are you going to have a gender reveal party?"

OFFBEAT

EARLIER this week, I called a bank and had the (dis)pleasure of dealing with an automated telephone operator. You know the type - sing-song voice at much too high a pitch, rattling off more...

OFFBEAT

IT was an idyllic day in Phuket. I had just told my husband: "I could float around in this sea all day…"...