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I WISH I were given 10 bucks every time someone asked me: "Are you going to have a gender reveal party?"

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EARLIER this week, I called a bank and had the (dis)pleasure of dealing with an automated telephone operator. You know the type - sing-song voice at much too high a pitch, rattling off more...

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IT was an idyllic day in Phuket. I had just told my husband: "I could float around in this sea all day…"...

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SAY the word "safari", and it's game drives that immediately come to mind: jouncing in a jeep through African plains, gawking at the stretch of unending wilderness, marvelling at...

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MY husband and father share a rare talent: the knack for mishearing (and royally mangling) lyrics.