Crash, Bash, Movie Smash

Connected Drive never sounded this scary.

In the latest instalment of the Fast and Furious movie franchise, a blonde villainess called Cipher (Charlize Theron) is a cyber-terrorist who can control cars - new ones in showrooms as well as used ones in carparks - and transform them into an army of wheeled drones to attack the crew of street racers previously led by Dom (Vin Diesel).

"Previously'' because Dom has been seduced by Cipher in Fast and…