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WHEEZING, the furry purple creature rolls past my keyboard, away from the mess of plastic eggshell it just pecked its way out of. I press its tummy, and it pivots, squawking and flapping its green plastic wings. Suddenly, there's baby talk. It burps and chortles before settling...