How not to lose your job in 10 days

IT'S ANOTHER week, another exit through the revolving door of the White House under the Trump administration.

In case you've missed the hullabaloo at the start of the week, White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci ("But we just learnt how to spell his name," journalists around the world cry) was given the boot after only 10 days on the job.

His short-lived tenure was at least memorable, with enough political twists and turns to rival the TV series House of Cards. Its ending, however, is the same as every episode of The Apprentice: You're fired.