Teacher-student comedy scores an "A"
Helmi Yusof
REVIVED once more by a very gifted cast and creative team, The Necessary Stage (TNS) play Those Who Can't, Teach is a class act among teacher-student dramas. It was first staged in 1990 - just three years after TNS was formed - and subsequently reworked for the 2010 Singapore Arts Festival. It was then, as it is now, an absolute hoot.
The play revolves around Mrs Phua (played by Karen Tan), a dedicated middle-aged teacher who always goes the extra mile for her students at Marine Parade Secondary School. Around her, the younger teachers run the gamut from the good but jaded Ms Hana (Siti Khalijah Zainal) to the politically-astute but insincere Mr Wong (Joshua Lim) to the new and naive Mr Lim (Lian Sutton).
From the get-go, what's refreshing about Those Who Can't, Teach is its unfettered look at a teacher's burden, from having to deal with demanding parents and school administrators, to the formidable task of teaching itself. Teachers are expected to be role models. But apart from Mrs Phua, few teachers here make the grade.
Mr Wong is a ladder-climbing jerk of a Public Service Commission scholar - and that's "overseas" scholar, he reminds everyone. Meanwhile, Ms Hana is sleeping with one of her students' fathers even though she's engaged to be married. As she tells another character, she's contractually bound to carry out her work as a teacher - but nothing in the contract says she can't have fun behind closed doors.
These eyebrow-raising moments don't end with the teachers. When the students are first introduced, the first words to come out of the mouth of pai kia Teck Liang (also played by Joshua Lim) is a string of expletives. When the parents aren't looking, he and his best friend Jali (Ghafir Akbar) drink alcohol. Meanwhile, his love interest Claire (also played by Siti) is an incorrigible flirt.
The plot doesn't end with the inevitable exam results, as most school dramas do. It stretches beyond to see what happens when the young students grow up, while the old teachers grow older and sick.
A measure of affection for teachers and students alike lies beneath the play's sly jokes, boisterous gags and sad truths. And, like most of TNS plays, it's its humanity that stays with you long after the curtain call.
Directed by Alvin Tan and written by Haresh Sharma, Those Who Can't, Teach is more riotously funny and crowd-pleasing than perhaps any play the duo have done. Set by Wong Chee Wai and lighting by Yo Shao Ann are very good, while costumes by Max Tan & Yuan Zhiying (MAX.TAN) are exceptionally vivid and fun.
Also because of the identifiable subject matter, the teenagers in the audience responded enthusiastically to the play in ways this reviewer had never seen happen before. They laughed, they cried, they cooed and catcalled when the teachers get saucy. It's as if they've always known what their own parents sometimes fail to acknowledge - that teachers are only human too.
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