Even if Trump loses, it'll be on a high note

Washington

I WAS preparing to receive my PhD from an American university a few years ago, when I received a phone call from the dean who asked me to drop by his office.

He had good news and bad news. The good news was that taking into consideration my grades and the quality of my dissertation, he thought that I should be receiving the award for the outstanding student of the class. Great! I said. So what was the bad news?